this is a story about a boy named kip
he'd never had a girlfriend since the tender age of six
all the girls despised him cause they thought that he was strange
but kip would always remember what happened on this day

one winter's day kip went to school a girl gave him a note
in the note this is what she wrote:

"dear kip you are invited to my special christmas party
I wouldn't have invited you but my mean mother made me."

kip could go!  kip could go!
kip could go to the christmas party!
kip could go!  kip could go!
kip could go and so

when kip arrived he saw sally meyers standing there
kip had liked her since first grade so he just stood and stared

kip could stare!  kip did stare 
kip could stare and he didn't care!
kip could stare!  kip could stare!
kip could stare and so

kip walked straight to the door with mistletoe above it
and when he did sally noticed him
"you are the dumbest boy", sally meyers said
she kissed him on the lips and he turned red

mistletoe, mistletoe, mistletoe mistletoe
sally could kiss, sally could kiss, sally could kiss, sally could
kip turned red, kip turned red, kip turned red, kip turned red
kip could go, kip did go, kip did go, kip did go
kip could go, but never again
cause his parents grounded him